The news has been full of people's private lives being revealed recently! Hackers have stolen everything from Ashley Madison! Poor Ashley! Maybe she'll get free credit monitoring? That happened to me when my JC Penny account was compromised! Then Gawker revealed another guys private info! People got really mad about that one! I hope no one tries to unmask Good Cartoon Man! I'm a very private person, so here is my plea to the hackers!